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Escape Plan (2013) - 6/10

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Stallone and Schwarzenegger try to escape from prison.
This movie feels like a pretty standard thriller, part modern thriller sensibilities (think the Guy Pearce movie "Lockout"), and part throwback action movie structure since the veterans are in it.

Truth be told, this movie firmly held my interest. I mean, it's shot, edited and produced like any modern thriller, but the story is actually engaging, the one-liners for me avoided the "wink-wink" cringe territory. You know how in The Expendables movies whenever they would stop the action for a second for the "tagline" moments for each actor? Part of you were like "ok, they got that in there, nice" and part of you was just slightly cringing at how forced it always is? Well, this movie at one point has Arnold grabbing a machine gun and going to town, and rather than going "Ehh, see what we did there? ...Ehh?", the movie sort of builds up to it. You see Arnold moving, and you see the machine gun, and the movie allows you to think "oh... I wonder if he can get to that...". It sort of builds up your anticipation for a second rather than just blatantly _doing it_. And once it happens, I won't lie, I got a grin from ear to ear. Partly because of the inherent fan service, but mostly just because it was kind of glorious. Close up of the eyes, slow motion, helicopter blades wooshing past.
The bad guy who runs the prison is great, it's Jim Caviezel btw. He perfectly balances the "we need a quirky colorful villain because Die Hard! so give him a bunch of weird hobbys and ticks" aspect which is there, but he's also subdued and also just a bit weird and a douche, basically. He doesn't become rabbit-petting Bond-villainy at any point. I really enjoyed him.

Directed by Michael Håfström who is a fellow Swede. The movie has a 6.9 on IMDb so generally the reception to it has been very warm, I'd never heard of it myself.

I'd give this  a very strong recommendation actually. Story on paper is standard, production is what you'd expect cinematography and music-wise for a modern middle-of-the-road thriller, but to me it is firmly planted on the good side of the spectrum, it was engaging, pretty hard to predict (though after it's over you can count the references to 90s action films). Arnold speaks German for a portion and it's cool hearing him deliver natural dialogue.




After Earth (2013) - 4/10

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(get used to these expressions, they don't change for the entire film... Ambien is a hell of a drug).

Not at all horrible. But completely lifeless and dull, like they purposefully made a movie that is as uncinematic as possible, that doesn't translate, captivate or engage an inch beyond whatever medium was used to capture the images.
They could have told the story in 15 minutes, it's just a single storyline, A > B > C > The End. Jaden Smith is not good in this movie. I watched it after a long day at work so I was semi-comatose, and that's the energy level you need to get through it.

Muddled messages. Scene: Watch out for nature, it's trying to kill you at every turn! Next scene: Look at the beautiful nature! No real point or definition to anything, like if a good movie took an ambien that now just slurs it's words. Obligatory bossfight at the end has no tension or suspense. Not worth it at all.

(I saw that the youtube channel "Your Movie Sucks" has posted part 1 of a breakdown of it. Will probably be hilarious and informative even if you haven't watched the film: http://www.youtube.com/user/YourMovieSucksDOTorg (lots of awesome breakdowns of movies, Plinkett style, and similar style and sensibilities).




Riddick (2013) - 5/10

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Nice seeing the character again. Good world-building. But the story is basically the first film all over again. Feels a bit too Green-screeny. Didn't bore me, but the script isn't strong at all. Too many cliches and not violent enough to grab your attention.
If you like the character it might be worth it, but you could give it a miss.




The Bourne Identity (1988) - 5/10

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The original Richard Chamberlain Mini Series. Overall very dated. Unless you want to specifically get a different point of view of the material compared to the Doug Liman film, skip it. It's from the 80s, feels like it's from the 70s.




Superman (1978) - 7/10

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Watched it fully engaged for the first time in a long time. Overall great, some ideas or plot structures have not aged too well but some beats are still used in similar movies today which is interesting.
Christopher Reeve rules. That is all.




Hard Rain (1998) - 6/10

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Hadn't seen this 90s action-thriller before. Directed by Mikael Salomon, who previous had been DP on The Abyss (cause water?). Slater needs to stop people robbing his money transport during a huge rain storm.
Impressive logistically and pretty grand in scale, it starts like an Emmerich film where you can see the obvious writing as the characters are introduced and given quick personalities and small one-liners to try and establish some definition.
I was luke-warm in the first 20 minutes or so, but the longer it went, the better it got. What starts out feeling kind of cheap expands more and more until finally you have whole houses with the actors in the being ripped away by the storm and floating around, and the movie becomes more of a straight actioner. Feels John Woo, in the Broken Arrow era, which is very 90s, but also kind of endearing.
Some cool miniature stuff, some spectacular matte paintings breaking some records according to trivia.
If you haven't seen it it will probably be a pretty cool addition to the 90s action library. Just give it time to move past the clunky character work and there's some good stuff here.




Red 2 (2013) - 5/10

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I already kind of forgot it. Not bad, but it feels like an unnecessary continuation of the first film. The first film is just enough of charm and quirk to be good, and I'm not sure I needed more of it. Plus no Karl Urban is, I think we can all agree, a terrible omission.

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I liked When the Last Sword is Drawn, and found it poignant, funny, powerful and gut-wrenchingly sad. So I disagree with you on that,  it's not a film to watch for its action, which is typical of every chambara film ever made, and is still pretty good. It's certainly more melodramatic than Kurosawa, but I think that if you liked those old films you might like this as well.

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So I just watched Elysium. My disappointment is palpable.

That edit is not good.

There are great bits involving robots and technology, buried under heavy-handed moralising, a predictable third act, and lashings of sentimentalism.

I wasn't bothered by the divide between the haves and the have-nots, nor the disregard shown. By and large that's totally accurate.

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Yet another movie that I discovered only thanks to FIYH (it was mentioned in one of the commentaries).

Charlie Wilson's War is an interesting look at the Soviet-Afghan conflict, amusing and depressing at the same time. Pretty solid writing and acting (Philip Seymour Hoffman's character is particularly adorable). Don't miss it.

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But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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[Philip Seymour Hoffman's character is particularly adorable)

Well, now I'm fucking crying.  sad  sad

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Well, now I'm fucking crying.  sad  sad

Yeah, my previous post is a case of really weird timing. I had no idea that he passed away today (I just learned that from the news).

I'll miss you, Phil. You were awesome.

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But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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The Man From Earth (2007)
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This is such a weird movie. It is basically a novel, read by 8 actors in a house, and produced like a TV Movie. But it is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. It is massively engrossing, interesting and if you buy it, packs a bit of a punch.

John, who is leaving town, is pressured into having a goodbye party with some of his colleagues from the university. These colleagues are professors and teachers of various sciences, and John sees this as a great setup for a hypothetical question to discuss during the meeting. What if a man from the Upper Paleolithic had survived until the present day? Although, the question might not be so hypothetical.

The most interesting part of this whole movie is of course the story and the interplay between the characters. Without the story, this movie has nothing, and I think this is what makes the movie work so well. The low level of the production and the only decent acting absolutely disarms you, leaving you and your imagination to help articulate the concepts and the story that is played out during the discussion between the characters, just like a book does. After (you and) the colleagues of John recover from the initial unease of his (un)hypothetical question, the story build as they start to try and dissect and disprove this absurd proposition but end up buying more and more of it. It's just great!

8/10

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Just watched Homefront, not a bad action movie written by Stallone and starring his mate Jason Statham. It's nice to see Winona Ryder again, even if it was a nothing role. Made me realise that even after 25 years I still have a bit of a crush on her.

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Watched Olympus Has Fallen last night. It was, to the letter, EXACTLY the movie I knew it would be.

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The Man From Earth (2007)
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8/10

This is one of those things I love the internet for, I found out about this through a podcast about 6 years ago where they interviewed the director.

It was a script written by the guy who wrote loads of old twilight zone episodes and that Star Trek with Spocks beard and apparently there was some interest in the script but nothing came of it so his son ended up making it on HDV cameras.

It's not for everyone but those who like it will really like it

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Skepton wrote:

The Man From Earth (2007)
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I've been meaning to watch this one for a while, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

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Just rewatched Cloud Atlas for the third time. I think it's safe for me to say that it is most definitely among my top ten favorite films of all time now.

@TechNoir: If you get a chance and want to see something interesting, check out the directors cut / extended cut of Reindeer Games. That flick got panned by critics for being a dumb action movie with dumb characters and poor writing, but it's largely because the film got cut to shit by the studio because of a test screening where people complained about the violence and pacing and stuff. They ended up cutting out a lot of the talky bits and more violent bits. Basically the parts that made sense and the parts that gave the movie it's edge. What got released in the theaters was a confusingly edited movie with no bite that made little sense. The extended cut, while not perfect, give the film back a lot of it's brains and balls, and makes it a pretty decent little crime flick.

I recommend.

I only bring it up because Heavy Rain and Reindeer Games are, for whatever reason, glued together in my brain. I can't think of one without thinking of the other. Also, it's from the guy who directed Ronin, which is one of my all-time favorite crime/action/heist movies. Up there with Heat. Reindeer Games isn't at that level, but it's decent in it's modern incarnation. The theatrical version was a mess.


I have never come across Reindeer Games. I shall have to give it a watch. I absolutely love Ronin, such an excellent film in all areas, but in particular the direction and attention to subtle details in constructing scenes, and using the less-is-more principle. Thanks for the tip.

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Boter wrote:
Skepton wrote:

The Man From Earth (2007)
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I've been meaning to watch this one for a while, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

I watched it close to when it came out. Such good writing, and just a really nice atmosphere in that film. It's so non-abrasive. It's like a hug from a Golden Retriever on a warm summers eve.

I'd recommend it.

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The Master (2012) - 8/10

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Not my favourite Paul Thomas Anderson film, but despite being fairly episodic in structure, and with a very loose narrative in general, this is superb filmmaking and for me a very riveting movie. The use of music means that moments without dialogue still have a rhythm to them. It has a focus on emotional depth for the main character. Everything else does seem superficial, what our main character doesn't see or hear or experience, we don't know too much about as an audience. With lesser actors this would be pretty hard to sit through, but considering the actors they do have, I can't fault PTA for it one bit. Joaquin Phoenix needs to be seen in this.
Contains several mesmerizing scenes, and most of the film has a tension and air of unpredictability that keeps me glued.
The cinematography is stunning, beautiful movie.




The Suspect (2014) - 5/10

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This was one of those "pick a film at random" viewings.
Guy get's arrested on suspicion for bank robbery, but not all is as it seems.

Starts out pretty bad, but gets better and better, while the annoying elements at least become less grating, if only because you get used to them. Really bad score and music, I think this would have played alot better without it.
Can certainly be missed, but it has atleast one or two good ideas, and a twist or two that are hard to predict. Ultimately first time writer/director (per his IMDB) Stuart Connelly doesn't really pull it off, and some moments are kind of "...eh...". Overall though not terrible by any means.




Zero Effect (1998) - 6/10

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Had this in the queue for a while.
Bill Pullman plays Sherlock Holmes under a different name. That's basically the film.
It has a unique way to it. Has a feeling of noir despite being quite bright and daylight-y overall, with voice-overs, briefly referencing previous cases the detective has worked on.

Worth seeing for Pullman alone though. He basically plays a quirky guy who switches from asshole to savant, charming to unremarkable, and he really gets those different character traits across directly to the audience, and the movie doesn't just rely on other characters reactions to sell his abilities. From one scene to another Pullman really feels like a different character.




Reindeer Games (Dir. Cut) (2000) - 6/10

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Per recommendation from Squiggly.
Above-average thriller. Ben Affleck gets mistaken for guy who worked at Casino, and Gary Sinise and small crew forces him to help them rob the place, despite not really knowing anything about it and having to pretend to be the other guy to avoid being killed.
Uneven both in film structure and characterization, with Affleck's character feeling sometimes a bit too on-the-ball for someone who is just winging it, and the movie isn't very layered or deep.
Still, above-average direction by John Frankenheimer, often classy use of deep-focus and tightly framed camera work, and some old-school action.
You can never really take it as seriously as for example Ronin (same director), but as a thriller it held my attention firmly.

Also Charlize Theron at times very naked.

And Affleck aswell, if that works for you.

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I have a soft spot for ZERO EFFECT. Tonally the movie doesn't know what it wants to be, but there's some good stuff in there. It was Jake Kasdan's first film.

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Rob wrote:

I have a soft spot for ZERO EFFECT. Tonally the movie doesn't know what it wants to be, but there's some good stuff in there. It was Jake Kasdan's first film.

It felt to me like a low-budget indie flick with some known names. It relies on the story and characters to make the film work, and it feels kind of rough around the edges and yeah, like you said, you don't really know where the movie will end up at all once you get into it.

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I liked Zero Effect when it came out and again recently, but you're right that it's a bit wobbly. What stunned me on second viewing is that it's essentially just a modern retelling of "A Scandal in Bohemia".

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I watched Man of Tai Chi yesterday, the Keanu Reeves-directed Chinese-co-produced martial arts flick. Good fighting, solid storytelling, but rather flat, all-in-all. The plot is familiar despite an attempt to slyly complicate it.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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I found this unremarkable when it came out. I just saw it again on VOD and liked it a lot better from my couch. Blanchett and Sally Hawkins are great together. The story is kept simple in a very un-Hollywood way that either works or falls on its face. There's something like a critique of American materialistic attitudes and class divisions, but it's a shallow critique: the movie's real theme is "Cate Blanchett can act." Her best scenes are shot in such a way as to ask implicitly "Is she sensational, or what?" We knew that. Still, I enjoyed it quite a bit. Not as much humor as you'd expect, either.

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A touching, engaging story based on a novel by Stephen King. Don't be intimidated by the length of this movie - the pacing is smooth and the performances captivating. Frank Darabont's talent continues to impress me.

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But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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The Devil's Carnival (2012)

Oooo boy...where do I even start with this? Well...

The Devil's Carnival is about an hour long musical by the same creative team behind "Repo! The Genetic Opera".

And now that I've lost half of you, I'll continue to lose the other 90% of you.

I've been trying to figure out how to describe this thing...and the best I can come up with is what would happen when you slam together Moulin Rouge, the hell scenes from Monkeybone, throw in a little Carnivale and tell the guys who made Repo! they can go full dream logic. It's out there, waaaay out there, it's bizarre, weird, and holy shit did I love it.

The basic premise is something along the lines of the gateway to hell is a Carnival (Hence the title), we follow 3 lost souls down where they become the subject of the Devil's fables. Reliving their transgressions, poked and prodded, and laughed at by the denizens of hell they are tested to see if they will continue their faulted ways, and if they fail sent to the true hell. (I think...)

Yes I did say this was a musical earlier, although it takes a full 10 minutes to get through each souls death scene, into the Carnival where get some music....and whooooboy what music it is. I will say this, the actual songs, for the most part (the Devils number at the end is AWESOME) are not nearly as memorable or singable as Repo!. But I don't hold that against it, the entire tone of the movie is just batshit, bizarre dream logic meant to confuse and torment you (Hey, it's hell, whattya gonna do).

Obviously the music is all very dark creepy Carnival styled, the costumes/character design are all goth/alt/scene/carnie-horror-show-amazingness, and it almost never pulls any punches with what it's trying to do... in short, I love this...thing...so hard.

It's definitely not for everyone, but if you're in, you're all the way in.

As a side note, and I say the same thing about Repo!, I think this thing would be a PHENOMENAL stage show, I would love to see it.

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Part 4 of Stephenie Meyer's disturbing fantasy.

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A girl gets knocked up by a bloodsucking demon and suffers horribly during the pregnancy. Then she gives birth to a mutant baby and becomes a bloodsucker herself. As if that weren't creepy enough, a canine falls in love with the infant. Despite all this, the author seems to consider this story compatible with her Christian faith. I guess a Christian girl can consort with a demon as long as the two don't have premarital sex...

No wonder the EPG classified it as a horror movie. It's oddly fascinating that millions of teenage girls find this twisted shit romantic.

Despite all the horrifying weirdness, Breaking Dawn, Part 1 is just as boring as its three predecessors. I'm not having high hopes for Part 2, but I'll probably watch it anyway when it's on TV in a few months.

So honor the valiant who die 'neath your sword
But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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Marty J wrote:

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Part 4 of Stephenie Meyer's disturbing fantasy.

SPOILER Show
A girl gets knocked up by a bloodsucking demon and suffers horribly during the pregnancy. Then she gives birth to a mutant baby and becomes a bloodsucker herself. As if that weren't creepy enough, a canine falls in love with the infant. Despite all this, the author seems to consider this story compatible with her Christian faith. I guess a Christian girl can consort with a demon as long as the two don't have premarital sex...

No wonder the EPG classified it as a horror movie. It's oddly fascinating that millions of teenage girls find this twisted shit romantic.

Despite all the horrifying weirdness, Breaking Dawn, Part 1 is just as boring as its three predecessors. I'm not having high hopes for Part 2, but I'll probably watch it anyway when it's on TV in a few months.


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You do realise that your score of 7/10 for almost every film you've reviewed has become a bit meaningless right? wink

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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Yeah, I got to know why Captain Phillips only scored a 7.5/10. Sorry, it may not be everyone's style but when I watched it I was very impressed by it.

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