951

(991 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Isaac wrote:

My counter to that is:  Do you not think that Peter Harness and Steven Moffat knew that giant spiders as germs and a a baby that immediately hatches an egg the size of the egg it hatched from is not literally plausible?

I don't think they cared one way or other. They aren't choices, they're mistakes or concepts that they either don't care enough to make work, or think we won't give a shit about enough to care about. It's at best lazy writing, and at worst down right insulting to the audience.

As far as characters, the entire problem this season (Hell the last couple of seasons frankly) is that none of the characters have A CHARACTER, they have like 6. And the writers just sort of bounce around between them whenever it suits whatever particular story point they need to hit. Okay Clara trusts the Doctor here because...because we need her to trust the Doctor here great. And Clara hates the Doctor here because... we need her to hate the Doctor here." (And no, just because a character is consistently inconsistently written, doesn't mean they are consistently written. Unless a major plot point of the series is that all of of the characters are Tyler Durden. ")

It's just sloppy writing that shows a complete and utter disregard for the fans, the characters and the show in general.

EDIT:

Actually let me ask you this. What would have actually changed about this episode, on a thematic or character level, if the science had been good (or at least on the better side of what Doctor Who is known for)? Would it had have ruined it? Would it have made it a less bold choice? Is there anything about this episode that would have suffered by including that extra little bit of scientific thought?

Or on the flip-side, can you give me a reason that the science being awful and wrong is actually helping the episode? Is there any reason why it's absolutely vital to the this episode that the science be so mind numbingly, face palmingly wrong, outside of it being a bold choice?

952

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

No, we're experienced.

When Jimbo made his infamous trolling run through here a while back, we told him on numerous occasions that if he was going to make a thread to talk about something, he at least has to add something to the discussion to start off with, and not just create an empty thread. And on several occasions, he told us he understood that.

But clearly either Jimbo is back to being a troll, or has an incredibly short memory span.

953

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Jimbo...man...we've talked about this. Many times. Many many times. Just stop.

954

(991 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Tell me something. Given what you wrote in that post. Is it ever possible for something to be considered bad? Ever?

955

(991 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Oooo, been a while since I heard a good, "It doesn't matter how actually horrible it is, if you didn't like it, it's your fault" argument.

http://media.giphy.com/media/Rjr7PlxQj8aQg/giphy.gif

956

(248 replies, posted in Off Topic)

There is a small army of visual effects artists and filmmakers at your disposal guys.  You could literally coat every media surface within the radius of a small nuclear bomb with whatever you wanted.

Just you know... sayin.

Also glad to hear Mike is getting stronger, amazing amazing news.

957

(116 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Thought you'd appreciate the easter egg Teague tongue

And I'm finally starting to feel kinda legit about this whole thing, funny how having some decent gear'll do that for ya.

958

(116 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Got my latest shipment of gear!

Zoom H5, an 11inch arm from Cowboy studio (with a mini super-clamp), and a large super clamp from manfrotto. Also (not pictured) a fuck-off-sized roll of gaffer tape.

Dutifully working together in harmony here...although not that I'd actually ever use any of these like this... call it artistic licence.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10644458_10152302509191428_9163207412367747601_o.jpg

I like getting new gear...

959

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

Did Dave just completely up and die on us? He hasn't posted in over a month.

Herc wrote:

My first thought is always "why does this sound like four chipmunks and one normal guy?"

Eddie "Sexy Voice" Doty

961

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Marty J wrote:

It made me think that Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull could've worked a little better as an animated movie.

Obvious joke is obvious, so I'll make it anyways.

You mean it wasn't an animated movie?

*bows* Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

962

(34 replies, posted in Episodes)

Byshop wrote:

I hope you nobody minds me necro-posting my way through every thread in this forum as I slowly catch up on the backlog.

Naw man, alls good. Just be prepared for the inevitable onslaught of us old fucks pulling shit like this.

963

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Doesn't seem the posting to be an issue, I would say the placement is though.

Oh mighty mod gods, if we might request a magical flight to off-topic land?

964

(19 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Alright, so for all of you wondering why the heck I had you screaming "Bag" into the ether... it wasn't solely for my own amusement. The short just got put online.

965

(21 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

Also this thread is just for Teaguestructions.

Actual reviews should go into a new thread in the subforum proper. smile

Teague wrote:

Hell, in a second the album will be done and it'll come and go and then we won't have anything to look forward to and where will be then, you know?

It's like you don't know us at all.

967

(95 replies, posted in Off Topic)

redxavier wrote:

The greatest hurdle with any fanedit is that it's based purely on what's available. Which is why I don't really buy that it's a form of film criticism, as you don't have access to all of the shot material that the filmmaker had.

But if I can make a better film using just what the filmmaker released than the filmmaker did with access to the entire pipeline start to finish, isn't that a pretty harsh critique in and of itself?

Granted it's not a critique with a huge vocabulary, and most of the time would boil down to "Gees dude, you really fucking suck at this whole movie making thing." But that's valid, and having the concrete proof there to back it up puts it way closer to a hard argument than someone on a random forum saying they could have done x,y and z to fix it and that the filmmaker sucks (Cause who the hell knows if whatever they said would actually work in motion?).

968

(670 replies, posted in Creations)

Speaking of, how are the rest of your tutorial series coming along Teague?

969

(87 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I love movie makin. This shit is so insane, I love it.

970

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Awe, I like really HBC's voice.*

*At least for Mrs. Lovett, I haven't heard her sing in anything else that comes to mind

971

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Not strictly "Horror" but damn fun and easily fit in at any halloween party.

-Repo! A Genetic Opera
-The Devil's Carnival

Otherwise, I'm not a horror guy, so can't help ya.

972

(991 replies, posted in Off Topic)

vendettauk wrote:

and this weeks

Hope its ok to post these

v

Yeah man, go for it.

Although I'm not exactly sure on the why or what for. Are these for anything in particular? And if you're looking for a more critiquey response, you'd be better off in the creations forum, we mostly just geek out and chastise DW on all it's various deserved fronts in here.

973

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The Great Dictator is one of those things that will just pop up in my life with something new every couple months or so and it's always amazing. I found this one a few weeks ago.

BTW guys, you have to change youtubes "https://" to "http://" in order for the embedding on here to work. Blame Holden.

974

(95 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Invid wrote:
BigDamnArtist wrote:
Invid wrote:

I think the difference is, fan fiction is often the equivalent of "if I was the writer of the sequel, this is how I'd do it!" Fan edits can come off as "here's how I would have done your job better."

And when FIYH "fixes a movie" it's different how?

So film criticism is the same as fan fiction. Gotcha smile

Not what I meant and you know it.

Also, read my last post.

975

(95 replies, posted in Off Topic)

redxavier wrote:

Well, what FIYH do is merely theoretical. A fan edit, which involves taking someone else's work and changing it, is a step beyond merely talking about it.

But it's the same concept, only the medium is different. Either way you are "telling" the filmmaker that they did it wrong and you could do it better. Which if I'm understanding the arguement happening here is the crux of the moral ambiguity.

And in case it isn't obvious, I am totally for fan edits and discussing how to fix movies, I think they're amazing ideas.