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I just watched this one. I don’t think Zack Snyder thought that the audience should feel bad about enjoying hot chicks in short skirts shooting guns. There might be a failed "empowerment" thing, tho.

I agreed with the panel pretty closely otherwise, tho, especially Seth's additions. Just a couple of changes would have made this a crazy work of genius instead of a beautiful but confusing miss. For one thing, the bordello dynamics were too similar to the asylum, so one of them should go. In fact, just say the asylum has a secret bordello in it, and you're good.

Then the first fight should have shown the connection and stakes by, maybe, Baby Doll getting hurt by the samurai and then smash cutting to her falling on the dance floor, then getting up and starting again.

The panel is right on in pointing out that Baby Doll needs to be the fighter (because she is the dancer) while the others get the map in the second fight, but that's pretty minor, like the kitchen knife/bomb imperfection.

The fire dance should have ended with getting the lighter, then we follow the girls into the dressing room where Blue walks in—THEN the dragon chase fantasy plays out (instead of Blue shouting), but really the whole dragon chase probably should have just been an extra on the Blu-ray.

Regardless, if this movie had been made in 1975 by Dario Argento, with nudity and animated fight sequences by the makers of Heavy Metal, it would be hailed as the greatest psycho thriller ever, flaws and all.

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Invid wrote:

For those who actually know their Bond films, how would the Dalton films have done if Brosnan had been in them?

The Living Daylights was an attempt to return to a younger, more thuggish Bond. Brosnan, like Moore, is a more suave and sophisticated sort, but he would have done fine with it, the Bond-as-sniper scene notwithstanding.

Licence to Kill was an attempt to copy American action movies. It's good action*, but it's not good Bond. Brosnan might have looked ridiculous or he might have lent it such sophistication that it felt more like Bond.



* Christopher Nolan thought so: he stole the hoisting-an-airplane-with-another-airplane opening to put in The Dark Knight Rises.

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By the way, the Derek Flynt movies with James Coburn are pretty crap. But the Harry Palmer movies with Michael Caine and even the Matt Helm movies with Dean Martin are pretty good fun (altho I haven't seen all of the Harry Palmer movies).

I just watched Doctor X (1932) with Fay Wray and Lionel Atwill. Atwill is Doctor Xavier (which he pronounces it ZAV-ee-ay, but then he also keeps saying "surgical scal-PEL"). He's running various tests on his colleagues to determine which of them is the cannibalistic strangler who has been linked to his research institute. Fay Wray is luminous as the daughter in danger, and is shot with more generous closeup here than in King Kong.

I think this is the first feature I've seen that uses two-strip color, and it's a fantastic example. The HD transfer used by Turner Classic Movies is clean and beautifully preserved. The creepy story makes good use of it, with the exception of a beach scene that ought to burst with sunny yellows.

It's a talky slow burner, but if you're interested in the development of color photography, it's worth a look. And if you're a fan of early chillers, it's a gem. (The climax is basically a good-girl-art cover of Weird Tales.) I liked it a little better than The Invisible Man, which I watched again last weekend.

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Favorite of each Bond:

  • Goldfinger, with From Russia a close second

  • OHMSS, but only by default; I don't like that one much at all

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

  • The Living Daylights

  • Tomorrow Never Dies

  • Casino Royale

Favorite of all: The Spy Who Loved Me
Favorite Bond: Connery over Brosnan by a nose, but more because Connery's scripts were better
Favorite girl: Honor Blackman (with the criminally underused Fiona Fullerton a close second)

And the book Casino Royale is really fantastic. The later novels were fine, but I never understood how the legend began until I read Casino Royale. Bond is physically and emotionally brutalized.

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C-Spin wrote:

why did you all agree that District 9 is found footage, but then decided that the Christopher Guest movies are faux documentaries?

The beginning of District 9 is surely supposed to be footage of a documentary that got covered up, so I guess it was "found" in that sense.

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The fragmented ending of BWP reminded me of the ending of Don't Look Now. That's one of the great psycho-thrillers and kind of out-Argentos Argento.

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Jimmy B wrote:

Sorry to be a pendant but Blair Witch wasn't the original found footage film, that was Cannibal Holocaust back in 1980. There were a few inbetween too, with Man Bites Dog being a 'popular' one from 1993.

Blair Witch opened the genre up to more people, though. That is probably down to the viral campaign and the pretence that it was all real. smile

Yeah, it was the online campaign that got me into the theater. It had the reputation of being very scary and to have cost next to nothing. To be clear, I didn't hate the film even tho I'm not a horror movie guy. I kind of admired the work that went into it and the cleverness of what it presented. I just wasn't scared and eventually saw that it was all bark and no bite. Some killbillies would have gone a long way.

If Trey had made it, I would be slapping him on the back and calling it a big success.

EDIT
I spelled "hillbillies" wrong and now am incredibly disappointed that two movies by the title "Killbillies" have already been made and I didn't write them.

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I'll also mention that I was sure that Amy was going to reveal that she was pregnant early in Manhattan and so she and Rory would be retiring.

In the "Power of Three," the Doctor says that Amy always gets what she wants and "they got what they wanted". I interpreted that as meaning the people got what they wanted out of the cubes (Brian just wanted his to move a little; the Doctor wanted his to do something dramatic); and Amy's cube sampled her blood and then blipped with a heartbeat. I was sure that the cube repaired her reproductive tract with nanites or something and the title therefore was a reference to "baby makes three".

Crap.

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Why was that dude so mad at Steven Moffat on May 21, 2006?

I watched "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan" more or less back-to-back last night. The first was good, light character fun but not much of a mystery or adventure. I think it would have worked better as a Doctor-light episode, with the Ponds investigating the goings-on at the hospital while the Doctor was off on a wild goose chase looking for the source. ("A Town Called Mercy" would probably have worked better as the matching Pond-light episode anyway, with the alien doctor as the Doctor's pseudo-companion—<gasp> secrets and lies!) But if "The Power of Three" is going to be a family affair, it would have been nice to have River in it, and we could have a funny introductions gag where Brian insists that his last name isn't Pond and the Doctor insists that his last name isn't Song.

"The Angels Take Manhattan" was a lot of fun, and much more effective (for me, anyway) than the two-part angel story a while back. It took some time to realize that the Winter Quay really was gone, so Amy and Rory were free to go anywhere (and therefore could live a happy life and get River's book published). But with New York too unstable to rescue them, why couldn't the Doctor tell Amy to just travel to Chicago and he'd pick them up there? Emotionally, it worked well, but it also felt like the Doctor was giving up.

But I've had issues with Amy and Rory for quite a while. They've been thru much more personal, emotional trauma than any other new series companion. They really ought to have been ready to settle down and say goodbye to the Doctor several episodes ago. The Doctor normally chooses companions who have little family and nothing to lose for exactly the reason that they won't be missed. But here Amy and Rory were juggling jobs and adventuring, and it felt false.

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I saw this in the theater at the time and was in no doubt before or during that it was fiction. It wasn't particularly well-acted or scary, but it was okay until about 45 minutes in, when I realized that there wasn't going to be anything else to it. It was just going to be these annoying people wandering around in the forest.

When the end came, it was worse than I feared—a complete nothingness that barely says 'and then something bad happened which we couldn't really think of what it would be.'

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fcw wrote:
fireproof78 wrote:
Zarban wrote:

That's what you get when you hire a guy who wrote for Lost. You're basically saying, "I'd like to introduce some totally inexplicable batshit insanity into my story with no rules or plan for how to make it make sense."

That should be on his business card.

I'm told it is, but in the form of some alien QR code that every scanner on Earth thinks means "seven buckets of steamed punk with extra Tuesday, and a rhinoceros butt-plug".

I read an article on the web that has a great theory about what the rhinoceros means.

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Eddie wrote:

Damon Lindelof  had just wrapped Lost when Ridley calls and says, "Hey, Im a fan of Lost." Lindelof comes on board, and with each new draft, the "sandbox got bigger and bigger," until one day, Prometheus happened.

That's what you get when you hire a guy who wrote for Lost. You're basically saying, "I'd like to introduce some totally inexplicable batshit insanity into my story with no rules or plan for how to make it make sense."

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Eddie wrote:

I dont hate digital at all, I just think there will always be a place for actual film.

Ishiro Honda wrote:

I dont hate CGI at all, I just think there will always be a place for a man in a rubber suit.

Stanley Kubrick wrote:

I dont hate widescreen at all, I just think there will always be a place for Academy ratio.

Woody Allen wrote:

I dont hate stereo at all, I just think there will always be a place for monaural soundtracks.

Alfred Hitchcock wrote:

I dont hate color at all, I just think there will always be a place for black-and-white.

Charlie Chaplin wrote:

I dont hate sound at all, I just think there will always be a place for silent pictures.

Georges Méliès wrote:

I dont hate electric drive at all, I just think there will always be a place for hand cranking.

You are probably all right, but I do see a trend....

New York mayor Rudy Giuliani in drag...
http://a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/305074/450/350/0_22_giuliani_in_drag_1997.jpg

http://workgroups.cwrl.utexas.edu/visual/files/09.jpg

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/110919/Drag_Gallery/drag-rudy-giuliani1.jpg

http://images.politico.com/global/2012/05/120529_5_donald_trump_ap_328_605.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/28/queenelizabeth2_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/2133202280_9924c2e0fe.jpg

/believes this has turned into a post-your-favorite-album thread

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Mutoscope usage

Pornographic film early examples

Photo of dudes jackin' it to a porno in 1902

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Not to mention that the porn area should be significant right back to the early days.

YOU CAN"T FOOL ME, EADWEARD MUYBRIDGE. I KNOW DIRTY MOVIES WHEN I SEE THEM.

Fireproof is lamenting the NFL referee union troubles, which has resulted in non-union referees who have made a series of poorly received calls.

In addition to the baseball reference, the Celtics is a basketball team.

http://www.zarban.com/pics/joke-explainer.jpg

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http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/10/23/0cb208ac-31ef-485e-a3fc-6f329f5b6471.jpg

Eddie wrote:

So after an exhaustive youtube search for my reel, I came across the full 1 hour special for Discovery that I edited on Mining the Moon.

Except, this is entirely in Russian.

Otherwise-naked Russian girls in brightly colored, horizontally-striped socks approve.

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The David Prometheus video was awful. Not only does it go out of its way to be creepy, but there is stuff in there that is downright actionable. "I can do things that your human employees would find distressing or unethical"?! Boom -- lawsuit, and probably a DOJ investigation.

/wants to talk about the bonus situation

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Dave wrote:
Zarban wrote:

/tried to revive a dead person with a kiss

We've spoken about this, you do not need to remove your clothes to complete this operation.

I don't remember all the rules. I just remembered that DIF said to try it on the Matrix commentary.

Down in Front wrote:

In any situation in which someone important has died around you, trying kissing them. ‘Cause it always seems to work.It couldn’t hurt. Altho, it may taste kind of weird, depending on what they died of.
— Down in Front,
The Matrix @2:11:37

So true.

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Eddie wrote:

Hollywood is not that scary actually.

...says the guy who lists "fighting" as a hobby.

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Sam wrote:

Had my first screenwriting class today. Mind you, I'm not even a Film student......I'm a Medical student, but....

That's weird. I just had my first medical class today, and I'm a film student.

/tried to revive a dead person with a kiss