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I can't believe how excited I am for this movie.

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Trey wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

Oh my god that sounds atrocious. Superman's dad tells him, "You can't die because you're the chosen one!" and Superman is like, "K" and just DECIDES TO COME BACK TO LIFE?!?!?

Eww.  I hated that trick when Harry Potter did it, too.

I thought the same thing. Harry Potter at least makes it clear what's happened to him in that moment. How does Jor-El even visit Supes in that moment? Are they in heaven? But I thought Jor-El was alive? Also, if the script says that Superman's skin was literally boiling and practically melting, no way he just gets back up after a supernatural pep talk from Dad. At least Deathly Hallows has it so that Harry doesn't actually die, just get knocked into limbo. Superman is killed by kryptonite, and he decides, "nope, fuck that" and comes back.

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Actually, having just finished it, the draft I posted is very different from the one Moriarty reviewed, the main difference being that there is no Luthor reveal.

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I'll say this: The Clark/Lois dynamic plays really well. But any time he cuts to anything plot-related the script flatlines.

INT. SHOWER - DAY
Clark takes a shower -- a good moment for the female
audience.

Jesus Christ JJ.

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You can read the Abrams draft here. It's...not great.

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bullet3 wrote:

Here's Drew Mcweeny's utter trashing of that Abrams draft, for those who haven't read it: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/13350

Just based on what he says happens, I think it sounds pretty terrible, and it seems to demonstrate all of the things I hate about Abrams' approach to storytelling, glad it didn't get made. Maybe it reads better, but I dunno, those story choices....no thanks

Oh my god that sounds atrocious. Superman's dad tells him, "You can't die because you're the chosen one!" and Superman is like, "K" and just DECIDES TO COME BACK TO LIFE?!?!? Man of Steel haters need to read this thing, because there's no way the movie we got can be any worse than this.

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Okay, okay, I know this isn't a movie, but I really think that the newest album from Kanye West is worth discussing. A lot of people tend to dismiss Kanye, either out of a distaste for hip-hop as a whole or a dislike of Kanye's insane narcissism and arrogance. However, neither are valid reasons to ignore Yeezus out of hand, or any Kanye album for that matter. His past efforts (My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, College Dropout, etc.) have been some of the most acclaimed albums in his genre, and in fact some of the most acclaimed of all time, and any serious music fan has got to give him a chance.

On the "five favorite albums" thread that we had a while back, I noticed that a lot of you guys are big fans of industrial rock, Nine Inch Nails type stuff. While I can't say that that's ever been my speed, if you're a fan of it, you're going to love Yeezus. As soon as the album starts, you realize that this is unlike anything that Kanye's ever done before. Kanye has reinvented his style on nearly all of his albums, but none of those changes have been nearly as radical as this. The first song on the album, "On Sight," has a sample of a church choir singing a song that goes, "He'll give us what we need, it may not be what we want." As much as I'd love to see a return to the Kanye of Late Registration, Yeezus is what we need right now. I'd like to go track-by-track, but instead I'll focus on the songs that are most worth talking about, and Yeezus has a lot of them.

"Black Skinhead" is Yeezus at its most intense, so its placement as the second song on the album is interesting. After opening on the lopsided, awkward, but still well-produced "On Sight," "Black Skinhead" rights the ship. The original SNL performance of this song featured some primal screaming that is sadly missing from the release version, but the pounding percussion is more than enough to redeem this song. "Black Skinhead" gets your heart pumping. It makes you want to go out and do something wild. Of everything Kanye's released to date, this song might be the best indication of what the inside of his brain sounds like. You better believe it's crazy in there.

"I Am A God" isn't what you think it is. It's the closest that Yeezus comes to self-parody, and with that title, it was probably to be expected. Rather than bragging about how great his life is because of his godlike status, Kanye talks about the everyday annoyances that come with being an entertainer at his level of fame. In his now-infamous New York Times interview, he talks about what it's like to know, without a doubt, that you have earned something, and to not get it. He recalls a childhood incident where he didn't make the cut for a basketball team even though he made every single one of his shots at the tryouts. "I Am A God" is about that sentiment. Kanye doesn't sound thrilled to be a god, he sounds frustrated. "Hurry up with my damn massage...get the Porsche out the damn garage." The song also contains the album's most famous line, where an impatient Kanye implores the waiter at a French restaurant to "Hurry up with my damn croissants!" If that doesn't reveal the non-seriousness of this song, I don't know what else will.

In "New Slaves," the most politically charged song on the album, Kanye talks about the black American experience for what is arguably the first time since Late Registration's "Crack Music." The premise of the song is that blacks are still "slaves," only now it's to consumer culture. "You see, there's broke nigger racism, that's that 'Don't touch anything in the store'/and there's rich nigger racism, that's that 'Come in, please buy more.'" He condemns corporations and the media for enabling and enforcing this culture, and for daring to try and put him in a box creatively. If there's anyone who won't conform to genre stereotypes, it's Kanye West, and he's never been more open about that than now. Although I'd hoped to see more political stuff on this album, the driving beat and great build of the song still make it a new classic, in my opinion.

A prevailing theme on Yeezus is of Kanye looking back on the most tumultuous times of his life as he gets ready to settle down with Kim Kardashian and start a family. What's fascinating about "Hold My Liquor" is that it's like the anti-party song. A lot of people criticize hip-hop for being mostly a collection of mindless party beats with no lyrical substance.
"Hold My Liquor" is about what happens when everyone wakes up after a long, crazy night, with people reflecting on the mistakes they made. Kanye is almost daring DJs to remix a more fun, catchy version of this song. The beat is dark and brooding, the lyrics are introspective, and the elliptical nature of the song makes it one of the more interesting experiences on Yeezus.

"Blood On The Leaves" will probably be one of the more controversial songs on Yeezus, due to the song it samples. Nina Simone's cover of Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit" was a highly important anthem of the civil rights era, and it describes in disturbing detail the aftermath of a lynching. Kanye samples it for a song about an ex-lover. Is it disrespectful to use such a vital song for such trivial subject matter? Maybe. Is the final product one of the best things that the genre has produced in the last decade? Almost certainly. It's an undeniably epic song, and the blasting trumpets add a level of intensity that not even "Black Skinhead" can match. This is Kanye at his most honest, and we all know that he's never been one to shy away from sharing his feelings. By the end of the song, Kanye and Nina Simone's vocals are so intertwined that you can't imagine one without the other. Despite what you think about the use of the sample, the way that it's used is extraordinary.

So there's a lot more to say about Yeezus. This review only covers half the album. This isn't Kanye's best album (Dark Fantasy is probably his biggest accomplishment, while my personal favorite is a tie between Late Registration and 808s & Heartbreak) but it is a deft statement about where he is right now artistically. I wouldn't be surprised to see a new generation of rappers who are inspired by this album, just like 808s inspired a new generation who followed the style of that album. If you have any interest in industrial rock, house music, or even Daft Punk (who produced 4 tracks and co-wrote "Black Skinhead") you're going to want to check out Yeezus.

Allison wrote:
redxavier wrote:

I wouldn't expect to see Winds of Winter until late 2014/early 2015 at the earliest. It certainly won't be done this year and will take up most of next. ADWD only came out 2 years ago, and GRRM apparently didn't start writing again until 2012.

There were six years between Books 4 and 5, and that was before Germ was busy writing for the show and doing Dunk and Egg. I think he's also got a new television show in the works? I'm placing my money on 2017/2018 at the earliest.

With the TV show hot on his heels, I think that 2016/2017 is a good estimate. Any later and the show will overtake the books, and there's no way he'll let that happen if he can help it.

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Ewing wrote:
Holden wrote:

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I was dragged by my friends to this piece of Hollywood mainstream garbage and right away I knew I was in for two hours of hell. First of all, I never see movies, I only experience films. Movies are rubbish for the uncultured masses but I went to see this anyway at the insistence of my friends. To make matters worse, they were vehement about seeing it in 3D, or as I like to call it "pleb-o-vision".

As soon as the movie started, the entire audience clapped. I'm not kidding. They actually clapped at a movie screen. I thought the internet was only joking about this sort of thing but the audience clapped throughout the whole movie whenever their peabrains understood the atrociously constructed plot. It was truly an eye opening experience. I have never been surrounded by so many philistines at the same time.

The movie itself was an abomination. Man Of Steel exists purely to make money through merchandise sales and the cheap exploitation of a pre-sold franchise. The entire Superman series has always been commercialized trash that appeals to children. The very fact adults flock to see and discuss this series is revolting. Unsurprisingly, there is no artistry whatsoever in this latest installment. Things blow up, the one dimensional antagonist screams a lot and the characters (I use that term loosely) speak with the cadence of robots, including one groan inducing line by a female soldier about Superman's attractiveness. Speaking of which, most of the audience were on dates and I shudder to think what will happen when they inevitably mate; they're probably already having unprotected sex just as Superman and Lois Lane promoted.

After the end credits rolled, my friends excitedly discussed the nonsense that just occurred on screen with dissection and banter back and forth as if it were a Fellini film. I felt nothing but pity for them. They'll never understand and appreciate cinema like I do; they're doomed to be mindless drones for the rest of their lives.

I drove home by myself as they went to the local diner to further discuss the movie, as if it couldn't be explained with 20 seconds of grunting. As I sit here in retrospective, I truly wonder if the anti-intellectual have fully taken over our world.

You could post this verbatim on /tv/ and everyone would wholeheartedly agree with you.

I have yet to see Man of Steel. I'm holding out to see it with my dad.

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Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of that Man of Steel poster. It's too busy and complex. Superman posters should be simple and to-the-point.

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I still can't put my finger on why the visuals look so much worse than LOTR. Is it because they're more cartoony?

Anyway, these movies feel like homework. I'm not excited for it, but I know I'm going to be there opening weekend.

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A lot of film news sites seriously thought that that trailer was real. It's obviously a parody. Just watch the trailer for Room 237 and you'll see that it's beat-for-beat the same. Still pretty funny.

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Can we just quickly talk about the god-awful menu that the Blu-Ray and DVD comes with?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/aragorn5234/cloudatlasitunes1_zpsc6dbed93.png

Because holy shit, that is heinous. It's like they downloaded the trial version of some shady DVD-maker program and just used all the default settings.

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Such a fantastic film. My favorite of last year.

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http://i.imgur.com/0jNW7lV.png



Get it! Because...submarine.

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I actually feel the opposite way, bullet. I think that seeing it performed gives the opportunity to see the context and emotions behind the lines, which helps you to understand what's going on and what they're saying better.

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No words.

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There are two movies that start streaming on Netflix today.

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Upstream-Color-Poster.jpg

and

http://www.impawards.com/2012/posters/oogieloves_in_the_big_balloon_adventure.jpg

Choose wisely.

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Just watched Pitch Perfect. I'm super underwhelmed. The musical numbers were great, but the rest of the movie was just...boring. And the editing kills almost all the jokes. I'm also not sure why everyone was obsessed with Rebel Wilson after this movie came out. Her performance isn't very good.

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She was trying to protect Clara so that Clara would live as long as she needed to to accomplish what she needed to.

Trey wrote:
Saniss wrote:

do you think Benjen Stark is still alive ? I'd completely forgotten about him.

Seems like the prevailing opinion is that Coldhands is the reanimated Benjen. 

But of course that's also the easiest answer, so maybe not.

This is another way that the show could reveal things before the books do. If Coldhands looks like Benjen, then we have our answer. The show's had to play around stuff like this before. The Arstan Whitebeard reveal was drastically changed, because the audience would know who it was on sight.

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Sansa is the bravest Stark. Like, by a long shot. Not a single other Stark child would be able to survive in her situation for as long as she did. Arya and Robb and Bran would all nobly and openly rebel, and they'd be killed. Sansa's most heroic trait is her ability to survive surrounded by people who want nothing more than to exterminate her entire family. I love Sansa. She's awesome.

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Ben Folds writes a TON of songs about other people (Annie Waits, Fred Jones, Alice Childress, Claire's Ninth, etc. etc.) because he thinks that writing in the first person often comes across as emotionally lewd.

Trey wrote:

Ummmm.....

...Did I imagine that part? I swear I remember that happening.

Yeah, but I like the idea of Arya mercy killing the Hound. I hope they keep that in.