Redacted. I don't think it was really a spoiler, but better safe than sorry.

You should all pretend to love this film, just to fuck with the Spider-Man fans among the listeners.

1.) Wall Street, Michael Douglas
2.) The Game, Sean Penn
3.) Mystic River

EDIT: Forgot the next actor!

Next up is Anthony Hopkins.

Which probably represents the exact problem with starting any sort of conversation with most theists.

You: Hey, this sweater is grey, but I paid for a red one.

Senile Grandma (smiling): Oh no, sonny, that's red.

You: No, this is definitely grey. I'd like my money back.

SG: You're being very silly. The sweater is red.

You: I'm looking at it right now. It's grey.

SG: It's definitely red. I don't want to have this conversation anymore. Please leave.

And there's nothing you can do because everyone thinks you're an asshole for haranguing a senile grandma.

But it's the reason that they want to punch and fuck those things that troubled me. Also, in some instances, the things they want to punch and fuck.

The problem is doing an "explosion of imagination" that doesn't turn the movie into something like The Smurfs or, indeed, Home Alone.

Maybe change how it's delivered? Calvin was always one to talk philosophy in between throwing water balloons at Susie. Maybe make it about a very bright kid who desperately wants to be thought of as mature and is, unfortunately, held back by his immense imagination. Same story structure, of course.

Great Intermission too. It's gonna be a great help for me when I write.

Selective Outrage Machine

It is the distant future. Apocalypse has obliterated nearly all human life. Conventional measurements of time no longer have any meaning. Time is now measured by how long it takes to cross a location.

Our story starts with a group of varied individuals: A biology professor with a secret past (Sean Penn), a a greengrocer with a secret past (Tim Roth), and a seven-year-old boy with a secret past (Zac Efron, with some makeup). We meet them the night after they finish crossing Alaska, when an evil doctor who goes only by McPkAnk and his evil gang kidnap the boy. Penn and Roth must put confront their secret pasts and work to get the boy back...before it's too late.

Next up: Pulse of the Green Foot

Great show, I really enjoyed it. I think it's important to make the point that, despite what the media says, there really isn't a magic formula that makes a popular web video. I've seen so many books and articles and videos that claim to know the secret of how to make a great YouTube video.

You imply that there's only one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_remakes

Go crazy.